Totes Del

Here's some shit I like.

Aug 30

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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blessedbeing22:

Babies sneezing is the best thing

blessedbeing22:

Babies sneezing is the best thing

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akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

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Anonymous said: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:

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taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

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jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

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peacetranquility:

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Perfect.

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rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

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sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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